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MIPCOM 2013 – Khan Manka, Jr. Media Mastermind Keynote Address
[The following is an unedited transcript of Khan Manka, Jr.’s Media Mastermind interview at MIPCOM 2013. An edited transcript will be released to the press when appropriate.] MIPCOM 2013 – KHAN MANKA,...
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Old Media Fights Back
“Generation C” can suck it. It’s time for Old Media to strike back against the bullshit that is “Generation C” and the power this group of slack-jawed dorks seems to have over the way we have done...
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The Manka Bros. Holiday Party Is Cancelled
Good afternoon. For the second straight year, because it was a horrible year for the studio, I have cancelled the planned Holiday Party Extravaganza at the Downtown L.A. Live complex. Please inform...
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Manka Bros. To ‘Bypass’ the Development Process
Good morning… Following Kevin Reilly’s (Fox) announcement that they will no longer be participating in the TV Pilot Season process (which we’ve all been doing in this town for the past 50 years or so),...
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My Sochi Hotel Room Is Horrible!
I have filed an official complaint with the Russian government. Pootie-Poot has pissed off the wrong guy! You don’t treat people like this – especially important people. My room: The sheets, the...
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Profits Up – Time For Cuts
Good morning. As many of you know, Manka Bros. had an excellent 2013 (mainly from the asbestos lawsuit payout from the state [yeah, baby!] and increased attendance at our Manka Fun Parks due to the new...
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Manka Bros. Would Like To Offer Kevin Reilly A Job
It has been brought to my attention that Kevin Reilly – the futurist former head of the Fox Broadcasting Company – has been forcibly removed from his post and is now looking forward to forcibly...
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Why Is Everyone So F-ing Proud To Have “Cut The Cord”?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS?!! I talked to so many people over the Holidays in Gstaad – all telling me they “no longer have television. We finally cut the cord!” And they all seem so f-ing happy...
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Manka Bros. To Resume Theatrical Tentpole Strategy
Good afternoon. After announcing last week that Manka Bros. would be abandoning its tentpole strategy to focus on lower budget, more interesting films, I have decided based the insane opening of...
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Manka Bros. Would Like To Offer Bob Greenblatt A Job
Good afternoon from the Seychelles! I’ll be back in Burbank soon – so stop asking. So – it appears Bob Greenblatt is leaving NBC because a) He needs another challenge; b) Life isn’t interesting anymore...
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